Mar 11, 2009

7 reasons the world will end in 2012

A dik emaw dik lo emaw hriat ve mai maiah kan post ve reng reng ang e.

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting
that three years from now, all life on Earth could well
finish.Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others
believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the
religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the
stop button...

1. Mayan Calendar

The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the
Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:
Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and
Sacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of
the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan
calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012.
Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar
cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as
well.

2. Sun Storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made
a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy
output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and
it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative
stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the
Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power
grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to
get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak
sometime in 2012


3. The Atom Smasher
Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest
particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to
smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick.
However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some
scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn
it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of
deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine
is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world
could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a
basketball.


4. The Bible says...

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't
bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell.
Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for
Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set
down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of
Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu
teachings..


5. Super Volcano

Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its
thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is
simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and
geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The
Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years
or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will
fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the
Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years.
The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and
geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.


6. The Physicists


This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at
Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've
determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major
catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming their
calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon -
while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99
percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it
occurs.


7. Slip-Slop-Slap- BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that
sheilds us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not
know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a
nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and
right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted
that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year,
much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being
right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the
magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear,
sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors
to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches

2 comments:

Mizohican said...

hehe this is scary :-)

But then, so many times people have predicted the world will end on so and so year on so many occasions, and look at how strong we are still going :)

Puibawiha said...

A hun a lo thlen meuh chuan mahni intihlum duh tawk pawh an awm leh mai thei a ni.